I may just head up there and have me some coffee

Coffee would be good..

Maybe wake me up..

Heavy decaf stuff...

The stuff that truckers must drink....

And their Moms too.

I guess that would be the “Mother Truckers”

Or something like that

I never was a trucker...

I have been a lot of things, but never a real trucker...

I have been (in chronological order)

An Eagle Scout
A bartender for a Lesbian softball team
A cafeteria worker
A gas station attendant

A construction worker
A professional canoe racer
A college graduate
An Electronics Technician

A maintenance scheduler
A waste water treatment plant operator
A maintenance Supervisor
A maintenance manager
A college graduate again

A parts department manager
A college graduate again
A purchasing manager
A minister

A comedian
A college graduate again
A whole bunch of variety's of purchasing roles
A general contractor