So, was your mother 10 or 14 when you were born??? :ugh2:

i said almost. not as old lol

my dad just turned 55 and mom is about to be 55 next month.

Yeah well you had me crunching some big numbers there... math is hard. : (

:bowrofl:

thats why i opted out of any and all math classes that i could in school.

only math i like has dollar signs in it :tiphat:

Yep. All I know is when there are more $ signs, it's better.

Learned that in public school. Thank you.

:bowrofl:

:iagree:

Well big problems here today.... I'm at work, but my wife just called and said that her sister Big Sharon is trying to lay out in the sun and get a tan started for the upcoming event and some damn Drone thing is hovering all over the yard taking photos of her... WTH?

There sure are a lot of pervs out there in the world... sometimes you just never know who wants to take or see a picture of your loved ones...

It's probably Zoren's drone.

I wouldn't think Zoren on this one.... Wife said that there a small sticker on the side of the drone that looked like a Michigan flag.... and she said it almost looks like the drone has the words "painus-2" stenciled on it.

Weird indeed....

I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures of your Mom...?

Not for me of course... for a friend ;)

Why am I not surprised??

EW just can't get enough of all that big lovin'.

Wait... what?? If your oldest is 46, and you're 59, then... 13???? Dude! Playa!!!!

(I'm getting good at this math thing... today)

Those numbers are correct.. I actually met my wife in Jr High...

Yup, .... She was the English teacher... :icon18:

You guys think I make this stuff up, but I am not kidding... rarely do I lie...

Man, you locked that down early! Nice!!

I saw that situation play out on South Park once. Ike was sleeping with his kindergarten teacher (she was hot)... and Cartman was given "authority" as he was appointed Hall Monitor at school.

Ok, so as you see, I understand.

:eek:

on a side note: did anyone else see Sen. Mike Lee's debate over the green deal? i literally almost pissed myself laughing.

It was absolute GOLD :rofl2: :rofl2:

I hope that drone has a wide angle lens. Not that I want to see the pictures (well maybe) :rofl2:

That the one with postcards that included Aquaman?

that, regan riding a raptor with guns and the raptor is holding a us flag, and one of a ton-ton.

:iagree: :rofl2:

:iagree::iagree:

Tauntauns are carbon neutral :tup:

Just read through the pages for this morning. :rofl2:

Sept like chit last night. :shakes head: I'm in some serious painus with my left foot. It's swelled right behind the big toe. Feels like where the toe was fused. It broke. :eek: And I'm in Vegas walking around. :shakes head:

If EW tells me to suck it up. I'm going to reach down his throat and grab his balls and turn his skinny azz inside out. :rofl2:

Don't do that! From all indications, the inside of him smells terrible!

Sorry to hear Rusty. Hope you get a chance to relax off your feet. I recommend Crazy Horse Too :tiphat:

I was taking laundry down the steps to the basement and flexed my foot too far. It's been getting worse every day. :shakes head: Where I have pins don't hurt thank God.

got the gout lol

No. It's where my foot has been repaired.

Walking through the lobby of the Golden Nugget. I can smell weed. :rofl2:

That was one thing I actually didnt like when I was there. Getting blasted in the face with weed clouds while walking the strip. If people want to smoke up, fine, but they need to enforce places to smoke like cafes or just designated outdoor areas, something.

ahhhh gotcha

Vegas is heaven for crack heads, meth heads, and stoners. :shakes head:

Just had a meth head walk past me. I wanted to scare the chit out of her by jumping at her and yelling. :rofl2:

https://jdcustomsusa.com/products/jd...12831550996557

$150 for matte carbon key fob cover......the same one from rexspeed is $250.


worth it? i kinda dig it and red cap to go with the black edition theme.