Why have so little faith in me..I know how to treat good friends in need.
Like with my friend Clay Torres ( read it fast) when we where stranded in the dessert of Dubai I had to whring out sweat out of my underwear so he can drink from extreme dehydration to survive.

Unfortunately he is dead now 2 years ago for some abdominal sepsis unknown to medical field. I miss him

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RIP my friend.

Btw I should not be posting here anymore as I was told by Clint Eastwood Im banned from this thread.:rolleyes:

Anyway anything you need or ask about any medical issues you guys need..should be address to my good looking secretary ERIC

Not the red addict Erik as his has a K which means KILLJOY or Klabeng! In our own native language means Gay!

Ask Axmeia? or Ralf forum member he will know.

Eric would be using my signature name in the forum as ...Zoren is out of this building still recovering from that accidental circumcision. I was told with the new stem cell technology it should grow back 2 inches.

I’ll be watching this forum like a peeping Tom. So behave yourself otherwise Clint Eastwood will give a you a taste of his 44Mag Punk!

And you JC stop using your power tools in massaging your nuts! For goodness
sake!

Buy a fuc*ing Doll! I have a link should you need it. Its on cupcakez thread.
Spooler is already having therapy with that link I posted he doest rant anymore reading that poor guys build! He is just jealous. Lol


So long my fellow Z lovers. Peace out!
My Swan Song on a blessed Sunday!


Who cares about you Zoren- good riddance your out forever!

Happy Daylight Savings Day :hello:

Got home at 8am, going to bed. I'll be up by 1 pm, out the door at 2 to be at work at 3pm :icon14: seems like I lost an hour somewhere :wtf: :icon17:
Good night, good day, what ever......later

Wonder which one of the multiple personalities this is? :icon14: Think there was 3 of them in that post. :icon14:

Morning folks!

Good Sunday Morning All. Daylight Savings is here. That means that Spring and Summer is not to far away. Thank goodness. Anyway hope you all have a good one today. :tup:

My brother almost got me in trouble yesterday. We took him out for lunch. Our waitress was pretty hot. After lunch the gf went window shopping and I was asking my brother if he saw how hot the waitress was. The gf comes back and brother told her, hey my brother wants you to get the waitresses number for me so we could share.:shakes head: I farted on his arm later in the day by accident

Must've been the same alcoholic in my old unit. We were deployed to the middle east, no alcohol to be found. This dude hordes all the odoules near beer he could muster and would try to get drunk off the little alcohol content they had... and mouthwash as well..

Meanwhile, my squad leaders wife was shipping us the little duty free alcohol that came 8n little bottles. The LT was perplexed seeing all these empty little alcohol bottles outside our squad tent every morning... must've been some non practicing muslims in our AO LT! He knew what was going on but just let it slide.

I already need a nap...

It was suppose to be warm today but it is freezin' cold. I made ginormous hamburg patties and grilled them to perfection. Take a large first bite and the phone rings. :rolleyes: :icon14:

Same here. 41f and was supposedly going to be sunny. We just drove through a blizzard and about 5 inches needing to be shoveled....

Suppose to be almost 60 next weekend

Lawd...