Time for a nap. LOL

You aint kiddin'! I am looking for a place to crash right now lol. I have one major issue to fix and then off to catch a few Zs

TV is fixed, nurse call system fixed (held together with scotch tape), time to pray the phone dont ring and get some ZZZZzzzs.

We have pretty decent food here. Even the patient line is made to order and has good things on the menu. :yum:

With Neck surgery you can't swallow worth a crap. They forgot to tell me that before the surgery. It was a mush diet for 2-3 weeks followed by a big glass of water. If I got choked, I had to chase it down with water or back up it would come. LOL It was like that for over a year.

Oh hell, that would suck. I worked in the special diet kitchen at the nursing home when in high school. Pureed everything. nasty.

Wifey had the Nissen Procedure done a couple of years ago. I never want that done to me. What goes down will never come back up. If you have to throw up. Forget it. It ain't happening. She was a liquid diet for a month, then on to baby food for a while. It was something like 6 months before she could eat anything solid.

Wow... not a lot of people out there that had a Nissen Fundoplication done. I also got it done to me in June of 1999, and I haven't thrown up since.

Not sure how they got part of the name listed as “fun..”, but it wasnt... :eek:

Cool thing is that I can burp the whole alphabet now... :tup: ...and that certainly is popular with the grandkids... :icon17:

It's pure misery. :shakes head:

My surgery was needed and still works quite well. No reflux at all, but you do have to chew your bacon up pretty good or else your eyes cross and you have to wait for the plug up to go down... :icon14:...

I have found that whiskey helps...

For the first few years, my wife would have to unplug me with a coat hanger. Bless her heart, I remember her down there with them big rubber gloves on, fishing the coat hanger a way up in me.... Many a meals were ate cold by her when she had to stop and get me fixed up.

Actually it was her that named me the Spoiler because of all that... yup, it aint been easy growing up as me... :icon17:

Went to bed, and back up again. :icon14: Lot of stuff on my mind. :icon14:

Good Tuesday Morning guys. Not much on the list for today. Another round of storms start tonight with 100% of rain tomorrow. Have a good and safe day out there. :tup:

Gotta Roll :driving:
Getting up late; y’all have a great Tuesday :tiphat:

Rule #3: there's no such thing as too much explosives.

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