Are there really rules without mods?

Do you know what a #2 Puffer is? :rofl2:

And I wake up early for this... :icon14:

You would think that you have learned not to do that by now.

Yeah, you would think... but it was the middle of the night and I wasn’t thinking straight

I just wanted to get that out of the way before I was trying to enjoy my humble little breakfast...

And now it begins

Both burners on high

New skid of bacon removed from the drive in cooler

Extreme quiet being observed as to not wake up HER from down the hall or Big Sharon from down in the crawl space where we have her staked out.

And the sound of sizzle and the smells of pork paradise fill the air

Mmmm

All is good so far

Think I might even wear my new tie to work today

I truly enjoy bacon