Nissan 370Z Forum - The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXXII

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FPenvy

03-28-2019 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3838074)

Yep. All I know is when there are more $ signs, it's better.

:bowrofl:

:iagree:

Spoiler

03-28-2019 09:41 AM

Well big problems here today.... I'm at work, but my wife just called and said that her sister Big Sharon is trying to lay out in the sun and get a tan started for the upcoming event and some damn Drone thing is hovering all over the yard taking photos of her... WTH?

There sure are a lot of pervs out there in the world... sometimes you just never know who wants to take or see a picture of your loved ones...

JARblue

03-28-2019 09:42 AM

It's probably Zoren's drone.

Spoiler

03-28-2019 09:43 AM

I wouldn't think Zoren on this one.... Wife said that there a small sticker on the side of the drone that looked like a Michigan flag.... and she said it almost looks like the drone has the words "painus-2" stenciled on it.

Weird indeed....

Spoiler

03-28-2019 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3838071)

i said almost. not as old lol

my dad just turned 55 and mom is about to be 55 next month.

I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures of your Mom...?

Not for me of course... for a friend ;)

Zingston

03-28-2019 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3838083)

Why am I not surprised??

EW just can't get enough of all that big lovin'.

Zingston

03-28-2019 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3838088)

I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures of your Mom...?

Not for me of course... for a friend

Wait... what?? If your oldest is 46, and you're 59, then... 13???? Dude! Playa!!!!

(I'm getting good at this math thing... today)

Spoiler

03-28-2019 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3838091)

Wait... what?? If your oldest is 46, and you're 59, then... 13???? Dude! Playa!!!!

(I'm getting good at this math thing... today)

Those numbers are correct.. I actually met my wife in Jr High...

Spoiler

03-28-2019 09:51 AM

Yup, .... She was the English teacher... :icon18:

Spoiler

03-28-2019 09:51 AM

You guys think I make this stuff up, but I am not kidding... rarely do I lie...

Zingston

03-28-2019 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3838092)

Those numbers are correct.. I actually met my wife in Jr High...

Man, you locked that down early! Nice!!

Zingston

03-28-2019 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3838093)

Uh, .... She was the English teacher...

I saw that situation play out on South Park once. Ike was sleeping with his kindergarten teacher (she was hot)... and Cartman was given "authority" as he was appointed Hall Monitor at school.

Ok, so as you see, I understand.

FPenvy

03-28-2019 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3838088)

I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures of your Mom...?

Not for me of course... for a friend ;)

:eek:

FPenvy

03-28-2019 10:55 AM

on a side note: did anyone else see Sen. Mike Lee's debate over the green deal? i literally almost pissed myself laughing.

JARblue

03-28-2019 11:00 AM

It was absolute GOLD :rofl2: :rofl2: