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Well big problems here today.... I'm at work, but my wife just called and said that her sister Big Sharon is trying to lay out in the sun and get a tan started for the upcoming event and some damn Drone thing is hovering all over the yard taking photos of her... WTH?

There sure are a lot of pervs out there in the world... sometimes you just never know who wants to take or see a picture of your loved ones...

It's probably Zoren's drone.

I wouldn't think Zoren on this one.... Wife said that there a small sticker on the side of the drone that looked like a Michigan flag.... and she said it almost looks like the drone has the words "painus-2" stenciled on it.

Weird indeed....

I hate to ask, but do you have any pictures of your Mom...?

Not for me of course... for a friend ;)

Why am I not surprised??

EW just can't get enough of all that big lovin'.

Wait... what?? If your oldest is 46, and you're 59, then... 13???? Dude! Playa!!!!

(I'm getting good at this math thing... today)

Those numbers are correct.. I actually met my wife in Jr High...

Yup, .... She was the English teacher... :icon18:

You guys think I make this stuff up, but I am not kidding... rarely do I lie...

Man, you locked that down early! Nice!!

I saw that situation play out on South Park once. Ike was sleeping with his kindergarten teacher (she was hot)... and Cartman was given "authority" as he was appointed Hall Monitor at school.

Ok, so as you see, I understand.

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on a side note: did anyone else see Sen. Mike Lee's debate over the green deal? i literally almost pissed myself laughing.

It was absolute GOLD :rofl2: :rofl2: