I’ve got to go fire up the bacon machine to get all of that out of ny mind...

And to you sir...

Sorta glad I didnt sign on here last night...

I probably would have gotten mad at a few people

I hate to see everyone ganging up on my future brother in law

If Big Sharon would have seen some of those comments about plungers and gas and her Future Mama in law, she would’ve been snorting mad for sure...

We all just need to chill out... EW is under some stress trying to plan the rest of his life right now...

Our whole family here in NC is concerned. None of us want anything to happen to this union. What he and Sharon have together is very special

Think of the children they will have together...

The family has already started to think up names

“Gasser”

“Skid”

“Fumer”

Those are just some of the possibilities... I am certain there could be other names for the beautiful offsprings...

We all just need to be nicer to the groom...