Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3829412)

Just one??

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3829416)

EW is flying down so that he can drive the U-haul back. He has to take all of Big Sharon's stuff back to Mich.

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3829400)

Not really certain where the honeymoon couple will be staying or grazing at yet...

But I did tell Sharon to be very careful that night... (not that she prolly can't hold her own with the wild sex as she's been married a few times before) but because he might try to do the "Dutch Oven" thing on her...

That could be deadly... :icon14:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3829403)

I know it's still a couple of months off, but Sharon is so excited... the other day she got into the closet and was trying on some of her old wedding dresses to see what she was going to wear. Well, I guess the years have been good to her, because she couldn't find any of them that hadn't already been let out a few times...

Ma and Pa decided they would spring for her to get another dress for this event.

They are all going to get into the truck right after lunch and head on down to the Goodwill store and see what's in stock today... Something fashionable, but not too alluring... of course.... ;) (maybe one of them trendy Camoflage prints..)

The whole darned family is just so proud to have a new guy in the family... and a Yankee... :tup:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3829422)

I'm still wondering just how ole Big Sharon got "IN" the closet...

Jeez, just how big are your closets???? :confused:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3829421)

I don't think Big Sharon wants to do a Dutch Over on EW yet. She has to wait until the ink is dry on the life insurance papers.



Dutch Over:
Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3829425)

Well in that department, Mrs BS EW just might have met her match. Can you imagine the two of them pulling DOs on each other. It's the children that really suffer the most. Poor Nismo...

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3829427)

Nismo? I guess that reminds me... I guess EW was never told about Big Sharon's goats that she lets run around in the house... oops, oversight on our part... :shakes head:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3829427)

Nismo? I guess that reminds me... I guess EW was never told about Big Sharon's goats that she lets run around in the house... oops, oversight on our part... :shakes head:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3829426)

I'm up

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3829429)

I'll hire the goats to chew up all the weeds and crap around the property.

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3829431)

uh, you might could... but two of them have a bit of an attitude.. they don't do much 'cept lay on the couch all day and watch Oprah rerun's... (learned it from Sharon, I guess...)

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3829432)

Well hell.