underwear, the ones you wore under your jeans to the strip joint for your buddies stag, that mysteriously ended up with hot red lipstick and ladies perfume scent on them.:eek:

Velvet Elvis painting that your ex brother-in-law gave you for Christmas the year he passed out under the tree

Wayne Newton's 5 easy steps to botox injection hand books

X-rated Super 8 films from the 1970's

Your inlaws for being too ignorant and obnoxious during the holidays.

Z's rear tires.

Ashley... when her name is Madison.

B!tch

Can you stop talking for just a few minutes? Trying to think over here...

Damn, you're fat.

Everything about your mom disgusts me

Friday night I'm going out drinking.

Go get your hair done and iron your clothes, you look like a bloody slob.

How many times must I explain the theory of relativity to you?