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Originally Posted by shumby (Post 1189496)

why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

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Originally Posted by shumby (Post 1189498)

why do they call it a near miss. Cuz that would mean you hit it. So it should be near hit.

These also! Where you been dude?!

Warning! Racist joke to follow.... you have been warned.....

A zebra dies and goes to heaven. He chats with an angel and wonders if he is white with black stripes or black with white stripes. God strolls by so he decides to go ask him. So off he goes and comes back in a minute. His angel buddy asks him and the zebra says he still doesn't know. All God said was "You are what you are".

OK cool, says the angel. You're white with black stripes.

The zebra says "How does that mean that? All he said was You are what you are?"

The angel says, "Easy, if you were black with white stripes he would have said You Is What You Is."

I warned you.......

^^ very good.

Tomorrow Al Sharpton and Rev Jesse Jackson will show up at your front door.