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eastwest2300 02-10-2016 09:06 PM

:ugh::ugh::ugh:

Masterbeatty 02-10-2016 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3409984)
I'd be brewing some serious butt coffee.

Sounds like pretty S1tty coffee. That's why I just stick to Starbucks.

Masterbeatty 02-10-2016 09:27 PM

:wtf2:

Ghostvette 02-10-2016 09:51 PM

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

Memphis370Z 02-10-2016 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3410032)
Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

I'm surprised he had the ability to remove the bulb in the first place. Some people...:ugh2:

Tigger 02-10-2016 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Memphis370Z (Post 3410033)
I'm surprised he had the ability to remove the bulb in the first place. Some people...:ugh2:

I'd have written his obit, handed it to him and then stab the dumbshit in the eye with an A/C recharge hose and freeze his little brain until the last few neurons stop firing.

kenchan 02-10-2016 11:58 PM

The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable. :mad:

onzedge 02-11-2016 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3410066)
The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable. :mad:

:iagree:

onzedge 02-11-2016 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3410032)
Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

:icon17:

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3410032)
Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:48 AM

dudes.

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:49 AM

good morning itches....

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:49 AM

have a good day, be safe, and be blessed.

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:50 AM

duuuuuuuuudes.

:eek:

JARblue 02-11-2016 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3410066)
The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable. :mad:

Hello Mr. Premium :D


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