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eastwest2300 02-10-2016 09:06 PM

:ugh::ugh::ugh:

Masterbeatty 02-10-2016 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3409984)
I'd be brewing some serious butt coffee.

Sounds like pretty S1tty coffee. That's why I just stick to Starbucks.

Masterbeatty 02-10-2016 09:27 PM

:wtf2:

Ghostvette 02-10-2016 09:51 PM

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

Memphis370Z 02-10-2016 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3410032)
Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

I'm surprised he had the ability to remove the bulb in the first place. Some people...:ugh2:

Tigger 02-10-2016 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Memphis370Z (Post 3410033)
I'm surprised he had the ability to remove the bulb in the first place. Some people...:ugh2:

I'd have written his obit, handed it to him and then stab the dumbshit in the eye with an A/C recharge hose and freeze his little brain until the last few neurons stop firing.

kenchan 02-10-2016 11:58 PM

The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable. :mad:

onzedge 02-11-2016 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3410066)
The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable. :mad:

:iagree:

onzedge 02-11-2016 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3410032)
Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

:icon17:

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3410032)
Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...:shakes head:


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....:mad:

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:48 AM

dudes.

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:49 AM

good morning itches....

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:49 AM

have a good day, be safe, and be blessed.

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 05:50 AM

duuuuuuuuudes.

:eek:

JARblue 02-11-2016 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3410066)
The general public is so faking stupid it is unbelievable. :mad:

Hello Mr. Premium :D

kenchan 02-11-2016 06:37 AM

Goodam everyone! :hello:

Is it 5pm yet? :ugh:

JARblue 02-11-2016 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3410121)
duuuuuuuuudes.

:eek:

Hello Mr. :postwhore:

:hello:

madwi 02-11-2016 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 3410126)
Goodam everyone! :hello:

Is it 5pm yet? :ugh:

Not yet, BUT it is the start of the MFing weekend :rock:

onzedge 02-11-2016 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3410118)
good morning itches....

:tiphat:

onzedge 02-11-2016 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3410128)
Not yet, BUT it is the start of the MFing weekend :rock:

:iagree:

Rep with honor and pride.

JARblue 02-11-2016 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3410130)
:iagree:

Rep with honor and pride.

Says I'm out :confused:

onzedge 02-11-2016 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3410133)
Says I'm out :confused:

That breaks my heart. :icon17:

onzedge 02-11-2016 06:49 AM

Hmmm...

A three day weekend lies ahead and I am actually taking it rather than flying.

I am also getting some 240Z wheel time in to finally check out all the suspension and brake mods...

JARblue 02-11-2016 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3410135)
Hmmm...

A three day weekend lies ahead and I am actually taking it rather than flying.

I am also getting some 240Z wheel time in to finally check out all the suspension and brake mods...

Hello Mr. :leghump:


:tup:

JARblue 02-11-2016 07:02 AM

Tyler, please visit the OG Conference room asap :tiphat:

njobe89 02-11-2016 07:06 AM

35,000 for onze.... you're welcome

njobe89 02-11-2016 07:10 AM

thirsty thursday. 28 degrees this morning. time to go swimming.

Leingod 02-11-2016 07:19 AM

1 year anniversary for me and the girlfriend. My city has currently gotten voer 2 feet since last night and we are expected to get another 3-4 by the end of today. Freaking work didn't even shut down. Can't see 5 feet in front of yourself when driving.

Leingod 02-11-2016 07:20 AM

Kern and Roof are back in action! Now go buy a freaking NOTE!

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:28 AM

reps incoming...

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:29 AM

dude. the king has spoken --eastwest

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:30 AM

reps out.. I owe a couple people one...

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:31 AM

im in dire need of a rep time reset....

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:31 AM

dudes.

Leingod 02-11-2016 07:33 AM

Ugh....

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...psuboze3gf.jpg

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:34 AM

:hello:

njobe89 02-11-2016 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3410167)

seems like a lot of fun lol

Leingod 02-11-2016 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by njobe89 (Post 3410170)
seems like a lot of fun lol

Come shovel 3 feet of heavy crap for me. You'll get your workout for the day

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:41 AM

:mad:

eastwest2300 02-11-2016 07:42 AM

its some bullsh1t... all this damn snow.


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