all, just heard from management dat our office will close.

:happydance: wat? <= masterbeatty on 4 cups of coffee

u haz a hole in ur pants? :ugh2:


:happydance: wat? <= masterbeatty on 4 cups of coffee

we outta coffe...


:ughdance: wat? <= masterbeatty on 4 cups of coffee

its monday 7am..

:ugh2: wtf? <= masterbeatty on 0 cups of coffee

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:rofl2:

:iagree:

Going home and watching cloverfield tonight with the GF intertwined with sex and chicken fingers. No specific order. Maybe a little of both at the same time.

Pretty much sums it up. I have been up since 4:30 and I don't get off duty till tomorrow at 8.

dang... united healthcare just bought another company that does what we do... so pretty sure they'll be shutting our company down 0.o

Start looking for jobs now or make yourself important for the rollover and ask for a raise.

TGIF!

Reps out :)

not sure how well getting rolled over to the company and asking for a raise would go lol. we'll see what happens within the next couple months.

So the question of the hour, did Grizzly Adams pass away with a beard?

Might Car Mods and some pokemon on my phone. Work couldn't be going any slower.

some faktard's been calling me over and over and i keep telling the shitt he has the wrong number. :ugh2: next up, im going to call his faking number from our fax machine with a 100x re-dial. lol

Someone buy me car parts. Maybe i'll start a registry wishlist. hahahahaha

i put him on my phone's iggylist aka blacklist.

leon u can make ur own bandaid decal probably at work? :confused:

My sister is a miserable witch. I did the same years ago, but with a small script that just sent the letter "a". I set it up to send 20k txts every 5 seconds. It locked up her phone for 3 days straight. :roflpuke2:

Nah. My guy is cheaper. He can get me medical grade bandages instead of home depot band aids. Now where's my rustoleum....

Ever since you faks told me about that I tried it. Im just waiting for the right person to do it too. :rofl2::rofl2:

:roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

Oh and both of you are on my list to never give my phone number to.

I've got 3 phones now sadly. good luck

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i can tell u from actual experience that it faking rocks! :rock:

datz smart! :rofl2:

My charmander is evolving

I love when telemarketers call, I am the biggest badest person to deal with after we are both on the do not call list.

i just ask him if he wants pots stickers with his faking order. lol

Same thing goes for people knocking on your door selling things in a non-solicitor communities. In san diego I would tell them to hold a sec, then I would call security. then go back out and have them give their entire speal on what they are selling to stall until security told them to leave the property. Or if I was in a good mood I would lay into them right there and then call security afterwards when the left with their tail between their legs. I paid way too much money in rent to be bothered by mofo's selling overpriced organic meat and stuff.

4 years ago..

Jehova: *knocks on my door
Me: What?
Jehova: Hello good sir, may I have a moment of your time?
Me: Are you selling cookies?
Jehova; No, I want to talk to you about relig...
Me: Hold on a sec. *Yells to Dad* Hey, where's the kitten we are using for the sacrifice tonight?
Dad: In the back. I have it died up with a garden hose.
Me: *talking back to the Jehova again* Tell you what. Come back tonight. I'll show you how I practice my religion and you can explain yours to me. Deal?
Jehova: No thank you. Have a good day.

Haven't been bothered since.....

yah, ever since putting my notice on my porch ip camera that they are being recorded and repeat solicitors's pictures and video will be sent to the authorities, they havent come back.. especially the girl dat sells religion. lol

my co-worker is a jehova witness and they actually have registry's. where if you do something stupid like that they put you on the non contact list and you're not bothered anymore.

that topic came about when i asked him what would happen if i answered naked lol

nothing against people's beliefs, but leave me the fak out of it. :ugh:

i think u also need to do the masterbeatty dance => :happydance:

dats raycyst!

that Q60 concept was racist, kinda.. thing looked like a praying monk. lol

for the first time, i think infiniti's production car looks better dan their concept.

I'm actually really starting to become impressed with Volvo's designs again also. Now maybe Toyota can make something interesting that isn't a group effort with some other manufacturer.

lol, i live out in the country. no one bothers you there, because they know you would get a gun in your face when they open the door lol

really? i checked their url just now... :ugh2: only swede i like is Nord keyboards. lol :rofl2:

dat is true.. lol