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Pintsize725 09-30-2015 04:02 PM

Umm, where is everyone? Are we actually being productive at work?!

D.Stillwell 09-30-2015 04:09 PM

I've been productive today, at eating lunch and taking a while to get going :tiphat:

Pulled a P0430 on the Maxima upon arriving home and getting the obdII adapter out of the Z....catalyst efficiency (bs), I keep erasing the code and it comes back every few months.

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jpkirk 09-30-2015 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey (Post 3319852)
OMG... My wife sent a baggie with jalapenos in it for my lunch since I am stuffy (nature's decongestant!) and it had quite a few... I thought they must not have been spicy but holy **** they are about the hottest jalapenos I've ever eaten. :eekdance:

So I messaged her and she was like "Oh that was supposed to be for the rest of the week." :bowrofl:

:inoutroflpuke: :icon18:

jpkirk 09-30-2015 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 3320002)
Umm, where is everyone? Are we actually being productive at work?!

Yes ... dang it!

You know the government fiscal year end always has everybody in a tizzy.

cigarclifford 09-30-2015 04:38 PM

Parking this here for Mr Scott :tup:

The Clifford ordered 4 gallons of Apple Cider and 2 dozen doughnuts
shipped via FedEx to Seoul South Korea :yum:

It's all gone boy's and girl's :ugh2:

-Clifford :tiphat:



Yates Cider Mill | Rochester Hills, Michigan

cigarclifford 09-30-2015 04:41 PM

:D <-----------------The Clifford has no time for :postwhore:

off for my daily morning workout :tup:

20 minutes on the rowing machine :driving:

20 minutes on the stationary bike :driving:

20 minutes back on the rowing machine :driving:

Life Can Not Get Any Better boy's and girl's :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

jpkirk 09-30-2015 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3319929)
Just told one of the girls to go drink bleach. I'm over work today.

which printer?

The one at the desk..

WHAT DESK!?!?!

uhhhh, one of the rooms?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3319935)
I made someone cry by telling them, "if I did my job half as bad as you do we'd all be phucking dead!". He then went to a poorly lit area and cried for a few mins.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3319948)
She reported me to HR. Sensitivity training in the morning I guess. I'm bringing in a bottle of bleach tomorrow.

Um ... go drink bleach ... we'd all be phucking dead ...

Yup ... those qualify as two ways to git yerself some of that thar sensitivity training.

Have fun :stirthepot:

:rofl2:

Davey 09-30-2015 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpkirk (Post 3320032)
Um ... go drink bleach ... we'd all be phucking dead ...

Yup ... those qualify as two ways to git yerself some of that thar sensitivity training.

Have fun :stirthepot:

:rofl2:

:iagree:

IMO, the true art of professionalism is in making your co-workers look and feel like incompetent asses in ways that can't possibly get you in trouble.

For example, rather than call someone a "colossal fuckup who couldn't find their *** with both hands and a map" like you really want to, simply point out the person's numerous mistakes in a factual manner. Then, when they complain to anyone that you're making them look bad, then actually end up making themselves look even worse, because you've provided evidence rather than just an opinion. :twocents:

madwi 09-30-2015 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarclifford (Post 3320028)
Parking this here for Mr Scott :tup:

The Clifford ordered 4 gallons of Apple Cider and 2 dozen doughnuts
shipped via FedEx to Seoul South Korea :yum:

It's all gone boy's and girl's :ugh2:

-Clifford :tiphat:



Yates Cider Mill | Rochester Hills, Michigan

:yum: :tup: Cant beat cider and donuts!

The place we get ours from is one of the only places in Mi. that is allowed to sell unpasturized cider. :yum: so good.

Masterbeatty 09-30-2015 06:38 PM

I have one more week till my hard cider is ready.

kenchan 09-30-2015 06:40 PM

no need for immodiumAD today. :D basically only ate crackers and drank lots of gatorade... :ugh:
i dont usually drink gatoraid..not bad, my wife went out of her way to get me this last night. :p i'm feeling better today.

my biz trip went well. my new tool box i put together recently kickedarse. :tup:
nothin' like having the exact tools to do the job right there at my finger tips.

Leingod 09-30-2015 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey (Post 3320091)
:iagree:

IMO, the true art of professionalism is in making your co-workers look and feel like incompetent asses in ways that can't possibly get you in trouble.

For example, rather than call someone a "colossal fuckup who couldn't find their *** with both hands and a map" like you really want to, simply point out the person's numerous mistakes in a factual manner. Then, when they complain to anyone that you're making them look bad, then actually end up making themselves look even worse, because you've provided evidence rather than just an opinion. :twocents:

Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

madwi 09-30-2015 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320118)
Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

hey good idea here, why not mix up a bottle of Bleach AND ammonia together and bring it in! :tup:



*do not do this please*

Leingod 09-30-2015 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3320119)
hey good idea here, why not mix up a bottle of Bleach AND ammonia together and bring it in! :tup:



*do not do this please*

Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of me making meth

Leingod 09-30-2015 07:47 PM

ok, ok I have to share this story. I'm at the GF's right now. We were watching a movie and she ran upstairs quick to take her contacts out. Her toilet is right in front of her sink. So a person can sit on the pot and basically hover right over the bathroom sink.

She comes back downstairs and me being the idiot I am... ask for her to pull her pants down while I snap a quick photo. She does to my surprise. I take the shot quick and she pulls her pants back up.

I proceed to look at the photo and notice she has imprints on her *** of the toilet seat. I'm now dieing laughing while she keeps trying to reaffirm herself that she was merely sitting on the toilet and not doing any business. I won't let her live this one down for a while.

Leingod 09-30-2015 07:52 PM

Just farted into the couch. Her cat took off like a bat out of hell and slammed into the glass sliding door.

onzedge 09-30-2015 07:53 PM

http://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos...54447949_o.jpg

Leingod 09-30-2015 07:53 PM

Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Masterbeatty 09-30-2015 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320131)
Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Post whore!


You've been here for 5 months and have an average post per day of 19ish. You have also received a new screen name of Leon. If you would put $00.50 per post you could have a turbo kit by your 1 yr anniversary. :tup:

Leingod 09-30-2015 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3320150)
Post whore!


You've been here for 5 months and have an average post per day of 19ish. You have also received a new screen name of Leon. If you would put $00.50 per post you could have a turbo kit by your 1 yr anniversary. :tup:

That's.... That's actually a freaking really good idea!!!! And tomorrow is payday!!!

BoneZ 09-30-2015 09:01 PM

Oh lawd...

onzedge 09-30-2015 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320131)
Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Rookie. :icon17:

BoneZ 09-30-2015 09:06 PM

I'm feeling the need to buy racecar parts.

onzedge 09-30-2015 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3320168)
I'm feeling the need to buy racecar parts.

:iagree:

BoneZ 09-30-2015 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3320170)
:iagree:

https://www.z1motorsports.com/images...WebsitePic.jpg

rooftop 09-30-2015 11:45 PM

Good night

onzedge 10-01-2015 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rooftop (Post 3320196)
Good night

Woof

Davey 10-01-2015 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320118)
Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

Enjoy unemployment! :ugh2:

onzedge 10-01-2015 05:31 AM

Greetings!!!

Thursday = Fly Home Day

BoneZ 10-01-2015 05:32 AM

*yawn* mernin'...

onzedge 10-01-2015 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3320217)
*yawn* mernin'...

:iagree:

Masterbeatty 10-01-2015 06:06 AM

Greetings!

D.Stillwell 10-01-2015 06:16 AM

Good morning. Happy thursday today, WFH tomorrow.

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BoneZ 10-01-2015 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3320223)
Greetings!

:hello:

Leingod 10-01-2015 06:27 AM

ammonia ready. Half hr until meeting.

rooftop 10-01-2015 06:31 AM

Good morning

Leingod 10-01-2015 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rooftop (Post 3320230)
Good morning

Roof

carlitos_370z 10-01-2015 06:41 AM

Good AM FAm :hello: i hope everyone have a great day! almost Friday :happydance:

madwi 10-01-2015 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey (Post 3320212)
Enjoy unemployment! :ugh2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3320214)
Greetings!!!

Thursday = Fly Home Day

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3320217)
*yawn* mernin'...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3320223)
Greetings!

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.Stillwell (Post 3320225)
Good morning. Happy thursday today, WFH tomorrow.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320228)
ammonia ready. Half hr until meeting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rooftop (Post 3320230)
Good morning

Quote:

Originally Posted by carlitos_370z (Post 3320236)
Good AM FAm :hello: i hope everyone have a great day! almost Friday :happydance:

Good morning everyone. :hello:

Furnace fan decided to not come on :mad: It is low 40's at night, kinda need that thing to run lol.

jpkirk 10-01-2015 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3320118)
Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

Ah ... bleach with an ammonia chaser. You should suggest this as an outdoor libation only.


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