:iagree: especially when like it happens and you think you've been asleep more time than what it actually is..... :ugh2:

Patient: The movie for how to breastfeed is not playing. Can you fix it?
Madwi's thought in mind: But you have 8 other kids, you really need a reminder how this works?
Madwi's real answer: Sure, I will get right on that!

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Yeah, you wake up and you're like "Must be about time to get up" and look at the clock and it's been like 3 hours. :shakes head:

YES! this is me. 3 hours or 2 . im like smh.!

:rofl2:

i do appreciate all the men and women working at the hospital for helping us normal folks. :tup: (minus the people working in the kitchen steaming everything! :barf: )

We have a decent kitchen. They actually make real food. We have a big garden on the property that they use for a lot of different veggies/herbs ect. Makes eating healthier much easier at work.
There is of course a mountain of Jello on tap though :icon17:

that sounds :tup:

i mean for the patients if they are sick steam is probably better for them but come on now, we just had a baby, mom nor dad is ill. we need real food like charburger and cheeze fries, pizza, and yes, jello :icon17:

but the good was that there were nice restaurants nearby our hospital so i just ran out and brought back food. :D

real mexican food, chinese, real burgers and fries, pasta, sammich places, etc. :yum:

If she's hot I'd offer a hands-on demonstration.

"OK ma'am first I need you to get your titties out for me."

"OK I meant breasteses - and I apologize for my use of offensive slang for your titties."

:icon17: I hear that. We have two chefs on nights that will make you anything you want as long as no dietary restrictions.
Want a never frozen grilled burger and onion rings? no problem.
Pop out a kid and feel like eating a whole pizza, you got it :icon17:

I can hear the legal department blood pressure rising from here :icon17:

dang, i need to get pregnant or something and check-in! :icon17:

And today I learned Ken and MW are Drs.....0_o

Need to remind myself how I just landed myself in the same auto bracket as true professionals.

Oh god.....I can only imagine how amazingly awesome EW must be at his profession!

I feel minuscule now. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my corner staring at a wall...