one of the main reasons why i started online banking and payment years ago is because USPS is so f-king unreliable. i mean i have neighbors coming up to me even today telling me my mail was in their mail and shitttt.

my rc parts are STILL missing. yes i checked the roof. i checked the tennis court down the street, and random houses. nowhere to be found! :mad:

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keep it clean guy, keep it clean! :mad: (not talking about your anus.. your posts!)

And people question why they're slowly dieing and will eventually bankrupt...

did someone say anus? <= EW

Where's EW when you need him?!?!

yah, and amazon trying to help dumbarses that fail to work hard just makes us amazon prime users the victims of shittty service! :mad:

u can tell im kinda hungry right now. :icon17:

You use Prime, right? I've never had Amazon deliver stuff to me through USPS. It has always been UPS.

yah, im a prime member.

and yah some items they ship ups, but others are all usps these days. :mad:
each time they (usps) f-ks up, amazon gives me store credit though.

i keep telling them to stop using usps for prime. for the regular 3 day + fine. who cares. everyone ships regular usps on ebay. the reason why i buy more from amazon is for the 2 day Guaranteed delivery.

who the f- are they kidding using USPS for anything Guaranteed. :shakes head: besides losing packages, delays, damages, playing hide and seek with people's things.

That's just weird. I'll go order something random on Amazon right now. I'll report back in 2 days as to who dropped it off.

Yeah USPS sucks. Our mail carrier is pretty good and they still suck. We get Amazon Prime too and they deliver on Sat & Sun with USPS but it sucks, I'd rather get it Monday from UPS because then I know when it says it's delivered it's actually there!

One time I had a package say it was delivered a day before I got it. I was like :wtf: and ready to call Amazon the next day but when I got home... There it was. :shakes head:

i had this happen to me too. :mad: so lame. and it was like a $250 thing too. :mad: yes amazon heard from me.

I hate waking up early and can't go back to sleep. :mad:

that happened to me this am and yesterday. :mad: and i went to bed late too after doing all the rc work...:ugh:

I do that sometimes... It does suck.

when im too tired i cant seem to sleep very well..

or after eating tacohell for supper.. :ugh2:

Yah, I was so tired this morning I was nodding off in the lazyboy recliner. :shakes head:
Hopefully no one calls me at work tonight so I get my normal work done in an hour or two and then kick the feet up.

yah, hope no full moon for ya tonight... babies just start pouring out.

Funny you should mention that, OB and ER have been terrible the last two days.

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well congrats to the families. :tup:

:iagree: especially when like it happens and you think you've been asleep more time than what it actually is..... :ugh2:

Patient: The movie for how to breastfeed is not playing. Can you fix it?
Madwi's thought in mind: But you have 8 other kids, you really need a reminder how this works?
Madwi's real answer: Sure, I will get right on that!

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Yeah, you wake up and you're like "Must be about time to get up" and look at the clock and it's been like 3 hours. :shakes head:

YES! this is me. 3 hours or 2 . im like smh.!

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i do appreciate all the men and women working at the hospital for helping us normal folks. :tup: (minus the people working in the kitchen steaming everything! :barf: )

We have a decent kitchen. They actually make real food. We have a big garden on the property that they use for a lot of different veggies/herbs ect. Makes eating healthier much easier at work.
There is of course a mountain of Jello on tap though :icon17:

that sounds :tup:

i mean for the patients if they are sick steam is probably better for them but come on now, we just had a baby, mom nor dad is ill. we need real food like charburger and cheeze fries, pizza, and yes, jello :icon17:

but the good was that there were nice restaurants nearby our hospital so i just ran out and brought back food. :D

real mexican food, chinese, real burgers and fries, pasta, sammich places, etc. :yum:

If she's hot I'd offer a hands-on demonstration.

"OK ma'am first I need you to get your titties out for me."

"OK I meant breasteses - and I apologize for my use of offensive slang for your titties."

:icon17: I hear that. We have two chefs on nights that will make you anything you want as long as no dietary restrictions.
Want a never frozen grilled burger and onion rings? no problem.
Pop out a kid and feel like eating a whole pizza, you got it :icon17:

I can hear the legal department blood pressure rising from here :icon17:

dang, i need to get pregnant or something and check-in! :icon17:

And today I learned Ken and MW are Drs.....0_o

Need to remind myself how I just landed myself in the same auto bracket as true professionals.

Oh god.....I can only imagine how amazingly awesome EW must be at his profession!

I feel minuscule now. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my corner staring at a wall...

Who the hell let you out in the first place peasant? :rofl2:

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Seriously questioning that myself now haha. I only type computers to work. Everyone else is catching babies flying out like knuckleballs while eating fresh burgers on top of homemade pizza.

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Help! Help! I'm being repressed!