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Zoren 370 04-24-2012 10:15 AM

but...but..uuyour the Dragon right???? No can do!...Thank you! lol:eek:

mhcoss 04-24-2012 04:04 PM

My question is why are females posting in the GENTLEMEN'S club?? Do I get to go post in the female threads? :excited:

techfracture 04-24-2012 04:15 PM

yeah, all you have to do is make an account and set your gender to female. Or tell the admins you got a sex change...

6spd 04-24-2012 04:21 PM

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Bri7Synyster 04-25-2012 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mhcoss (Post 1683161)
My question is why are females posting in the GENTLEMEN'S club?? Do I get to go post in the female threads? :excited:

There is NOTHING worth while in the female's thread. Trust me. Lol.

NickD 04-25-2012 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinyBlueZ (Post 1680306)
:icon17: The girls I date start off turned on cuz my baby is so sexy.. but then they start to get jealous at the amount of time/attention I pay to my Z as opposed to them.. and they start to like her less and less :thumbsdown:

One chick said, "OMFG if you love your car so much why don't you just marry her?" to which I responded, "Oh I would. I would. Way before I'd marry you." :excited:

Not to mention they get REALLY annoyed when I park on the farthest end of parking lots away from other cars, and they have to walk 'so far' to wherever we're going :argue:

My response was "Soon...they legalized gay marriage so car marriage should be next on the list...wanna be the maid of honor?"

NickD 04-25-2012 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mhcoss (Post 1683161)
My question is why are females posting in the GENTLEMEN'S club?? Do I get to go post in the female threads? :excited:

Is nothing sacred anymore?

WE WANT SPACE!!!! lol :nutswinger:

Bri7Synyster 04-25-2012 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by NickD (Post 1684506)
Is nothing sacred anymore?

WE WANT SPACE!!!! lol :nutswinger:

Fcuk yo couch. :p

NickD 04-25-2012 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bri7Synyster (Post 1684512)
Fcuk yo couch. :p

hahahaha! :woot:

mhcoss 04-25-2012 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NickD (Post 1684506)
Is nothing sacred anymore?

WE WANT SPACE!!!! lol :nutswinger:

Haha for real. Woman are allowed everywhere a man is. Can dress liek a man no problem, can go to men's clubs and lounges. Heck I was a the bar saturday and there was a girl in the mens bathroom peeing while i was in there! If I did that I'd get bounced out so fast!

Haha not that I mind, just a backwards world we live in.

theaudir8fan 04-25-2012 04:29 PM

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...61_700b_v3.jpg

mhcoss 04-25-2012 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by theaudir8fan (Post 1685451)

HAHAHAHA I love it

6spd 04-25-2012 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by theaudir8fan (Post 1685451)

:roflpuke2:

Jordo! 04-25-2012 11:42 PM

A woman in my apartment complex (who I have never seen before) walked up to me as I was getting out of my car and said (and I quote), "Daaaaamn -- that is a sexy mother fukkin' car. I'm getting horny just looking at it."

I said, "Uh, thanks, that's what I like to hear." :ugh2:

Sorry, end of story. :icon17:

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Originally Posted by theaudir8fan (Post 1685451)

That is good ^^^ :bowrofl:

roy'sz 04-26-2012 03:07 AM

I came back from the stealership with my gf (now wifey) behine me in her altima and after I hit the red light I pinned it perfect from first to second. When we got back to my apartment it all came off at the door. She too told me I looked sexy the way I handled my car and she wanted to be handled too! :D VERY TRUE STORY!

6spd 04-26-2012 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by roy'sz (Post 1686249)
I came back from the stealership with my gf (now wifey) behine me in her altima and after I hit the red light I pinned it perfect from first to second. When we got back to my apartment it all came off at the door. She too told me I looked sexy the way I handled my car and she wanted to be handled too! :D VERY TRUE STORY!

:driving:

Nismo89 04-26-2012 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by roy'sz (Post 1686249)
I came back from the stealership with my gf (now wifey) behine me in her altima and after I hit the red light I pinned it perfect from first to second. When we got back to my apartment it all came off at the door. She too told me I looked sexy the way I handled my car and she wanted to be handled too! :D VERY TRUE STORY!

:tup::pics:

MacLean 04-29-2012 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by roy'sz (Post 1686249)
I came back from the stealership with my gf (now wifey) behine me in her altima and after I hit the red light I pinned it perfect from first to second. When we got back to my apartment it all came off at the door. She too told me I looked sexy the way I handled my car and she wanted to be handled too! :D VERY TRUE STORY!

:tup: Hope you showed her who DADDY was.

MacLean 04-29-2012 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordo! (Post 1686125)
A woman in my apartment complex (who I have never seen before) walked up to me as I was getting out of my car and said (and I quote), "Daaaaamn -- that is a sexy mother fukkin' car. I'm getting horny just looking at it."

I said, "Uh, thanks, that's what I like to hear." :ugh2:

Sorry, end of story. :icon17:

WTF...... She is an effen tease. Was she hot & if so take her for a ride in/out of the car?

LakeShow 04-29-2012 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordo! (Post 1686125)
A woman in my apartment complex (who I have never seen before) walked up to me as I was getting out of my car and said (and I quote), "Daaaaamn -- that is a sexy mother fukkin' car. I'm getting horny just looking at it."

I said, "Uh, thanks, that's what I like to hear." :ugh2:

Your address please and her apartment number. I'll be right there in my Z.

MacLean 04-30-2012 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LakeShow (Post 1692080)
Your address please and her apartment number. I'll be right there in my Z.

Psch..... 1st dibs :excited:

Zoren 370 04-30-2012 12:37 AM

How come nobody gives me a "gum"

chknhawk 06-10-2012 10:33 PM

Well,,, I don't know about turning heads in the 370 yet (except every single woman at work loves the car and I just blow it off and im like... that old thing>> lol ) but I know back in the day of the 280 I used to get tail all the time with that car. :-)

My GF is still waiting patiently to have sex in the new 370... I told her wait until I change the oil the first time and then we will see... She is still waiting.. lol.

Maybe soon. ;-)

ShinyBlueZ 06-10-2012 11:43 PM

Closest I've come to sex in my 370 was last week when I was trying to reach back and vacuum behind the seats.. the shifter rubbed against my junk.

Not that it wasn't good still.

chknhawk 06-11-2012 07:04 AM

@Shinyblue.... your retarded... lmfao! Thats hot!!! Like cajun coffee!

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MacLean 06-11-2012 08:10 AM

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