I'm sure all of us sick, demented, Z guys would love to hear what you have to say! :roflpuke2:

Pic's or it didn't happen. :bowrofl:

All I can divulge for now is we use redline for lubrication.:rolleyes:

and a 12 volt battery, a set of jumper cables, and a horse bit..............:eek:

:facepalm:

:icon17:

This is why I bought the convertible lol

Where there's p#$$y, there's a way. Car, bike, truck... My wife hates when I come home with a new vehicle, so I think it's her way of "getting even." She has to make the new mistress watch, lol.

Finally blessed my car the other weekend if you know what I mean :yum:.

We made it in her Mazda 3, it was quite an accomplishment considering the bucket seats, cockblocking center console and shifter.

Not sure if my Z is roomy enough, we're old and rickety.

Priorities
 

A wise man once said: If you kiss your girl while in your Z, you're not giving the car the attention it deserves. :driving:

If it can be done in a Fiat X1/9, it can be done in any car! Both lost their cherry that night.....

Totally unrelated, but hasn't been bumped in 3 years. so...

:iagree:

a close family who my family hung out with son told me a great story. taking his father to the hospital in his new ride a corvette [turned out to be the old mans last ride} he nonchalantly asked his son "how do you get laid in this thing"

I'm old guy.No way in the Z for me.I would cramp up.Had classic Cadillacs 59 & 60.Back seats where well used in both.If you know what I mean.

ok ,baron is calling me out on this ,and i am sure i am one of the oldest z guy's on the site .so as soon as i get the heat working in the garage i will complete the deed ,and report back , no photos as wife of 43 years is hot however she also can kick my *** .

:tup:


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Z nope...but possible considering it’s been done in a my old Miata Top up and down....LOL

Just to clarify in case Zoren reads this thread...

This means with ANOTHER person...not by yourself....

:shakes head:

Oh I thought this thread is about making out with your Z?!!

I had to use a foot stool to reach the gas tank it’s either Im a shorty or Im not well endowed.

Just look for the black rings around your mouth and manhood from the exhaust pipes.

Does a handjob count?

It didn't for Bill Clinton.

:rofl2:

Here's an extreme case of car sex. :rofl2: Wonder if it's anyone from the forum.

Police stun man attempting to have sex with car's exhaust pipe | Fox News

Dual tailpipe. Wonder if he was in the right hole or not?

I’ve called a car sexy before.... but that’s so not what I had I mind lol

still trying {once} no success, will try one more time ,wish me good fortune .

Got my fingers crossed for you....:tup:

Nothing like reviving an old thread, but...

It IS possible to bang in the Z, even in the driver's seat! I'm 6' 1", 220 lbs with a little bit of a gut, and we were able to get it on with the steering wheel there. She was somewhat petite and rather flexible. Though she did honk the horn a couple of times in the process, and NOT with her hands! LOL

One other time in the passenger seat, which gave us a bit more room, but the low roof line is what really does it (for her anyway).

One other night with the passenger door open (interior lights off), going to town doggie.

Then yet another time totally outside the car, along side it.

And numerous times of hj's and bj's all over the damn place! LOL


Why you might ask? Well, spur of the moment type of thing, the "thrill factor" of doing such things like that out in the wild, and mainly because she just wanted it all the time, right then and there! :leghump:

Not being able to afford a hotel had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Lmao, havent been active on here in a while.

Definately possible. Passenger seat all the way back, 1 foot on floor 1 knee on seat. Girl bent over and hands on driver seat.

In the heat, you can be way more flexible then you thought possible.