Well they factor in operator error. If you're too drunk and don't pull out in time then that's you're own damn fault.

But it seems the obvious solution was missed on this thread. There is always door "#2".

If all you want to do is skip the primary entrance a go for the back door than you might be a closet homosexual.

Or you're a disgusting pervert who likes degrading women.

That's me!

Frost I was just commenting on ChrisSlicks motives for wanting to use door #2. It had nothing to do with women. But hey if theyre willing I'll degrade all over them.

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Nah, just saying it might be your best bet when drunk and unsure of your timing. Hole #1 is fine the rest of the time.

I think frost is a lot of people's hero.

Someone must've taught me wrong, cause I was also under the impression that pre-cum DID contain sperm. All these years! The lies!

But, I've happily ignored the "always use condoms" advice and pretty much exclusively used the pullout method... and no bebbies yet, so I guess it does work! :tup:

:bowrofl: :tup:

When I have a party girl that I'm concerned could possibly have an std, I switch from the pull out method, to the "stare at you spread eagle and fap on you" method. She is welcome to touch herself while she looks at me of course, but really it's of no consequence to me if she does or doesn't.

You are still within the stats until you reach 100 sexual encounters. Also keep in mind that you can't count same sex intercourse because those will never result in babies

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Anal sex is the new vagina sex anyway. All the cool kids are doing it.

All the ghey ones too

A hole's a hole.

Did it taste any different?