Caption competition - Image from the Owners' Manual...
 

I love this naff illustration, but what should the caption read?

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g7...dontdoit-1.jpg

No getting laid in the car...

Don't give birth while car is in motion and seatbelt is on

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Vanity mirror and glove box cannot be accessed if seat is in 'take me now big boy' position.

"scene from flashdance should not be completed in vehicle"

http://www.strictlysocial.com/journa...flashdance.jpg

hahahaha

"Intercourse with the seatbelt in place is not recommended."
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"NEVER recline your seat, when you have seat belts on."

"It is impossible to recline your seat this far in a 370Z."

"Do not attempt to operate radio from a fully reclined seat position"

There just isn't much to play on with this one man, but im looking foward to the next contest.

"holding a limbo contest in your vehicle is generally not recommended"

http://bowza.com/wp-content/uploads/...50px-limbo.jpg

:icon18: Yes.

Also - "Do not recline seat fully until entire interior rear of car is removed (including strut brace and bulkhead)."

"If in this position, You just got knocked the F@#$ out!"

toche! :icon18:

"Fully reclining in this vehicle will not engage the ejector seat. See section 13-X for ejection seat instructions."