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I've heard the same thing. LOL

Back in the early 80's. 3 of us was bar hopping one Saturday night in my buddy's custom van. We stopped in one bar, had a beer, then got a couple of 6 six packs to go. A girl walked up to us and asked a few questions. My one buddy asked her about some good places to go to. She said she will go with us to this one place about a 30 minutes away. Ok, 4 of us climb back into the van. I'm riding shotgun. About 10 minutes into the ride, it got quite in the back. I look over my shoulder and see Frankie and her making out. No big deal. A few minutes later, I look back again, and Frankie is getting some head, :eek: and feeling her tits. Then WE heard Frankie scream. :eek: "Oh Jesus Christ, she's got a bigger DIICK then what I got!" :rofl2: Larry about wrecked the van trying to get stopped. I'm about pissin' myself from laughing so hard. Frankie threw open the side door on the van and pushed her/it out, and told Larry to step on it. :rofl2: Frankie then said that he needs to wash his mouth out with gasoline to get the taste out because he was kissing her/it. :rofl2: He tried to made me and Larry swear not to tell anyone about this. WRONG! :rofl2: By next weekend, everyone knew about it. :rofl2:

Dude, that's bloody hilarious! Of course everyone knew within a week... that's what good friends do! Ha ha!!!!!!!!!

Rusty, the one guy you can count on to go all the wrong places.

That’s some funny stuff right there... :roflpuke2:

That seem to be my modus operandi in my younger days. And with some of my friends I had. :eek: :shakes head:

I have one guy I have worked with for the last 19 years. If you go anywhere with him, It's an adventure. LOL

Don't we all have "that one friend". :rofl2:

With me. Strange things just happen at weird times. And with the idiots I ran around with. In our group of friends. There were 7 girls named Cindy/Cindi. :icon14: We called them the "Seven Sick Cindys." Each one had a nick name. The one I dated for a while. We called her Volkswagen Cindy. Because she drove a VW Beetle.

Been a while. I think she's worthy:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/07/d0/06/0...3f27c9433f.jpg

Motor boatin' time.:yum: Stick your face right down in them.

I know, right!!! Holy dam!!!!!!! :yum:


I googled "Los Pechos" to find her in a sea of Latina hotness!

Sweet Jesus...:icon14:

I call dibs on this one!