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Tombonombona 07-07-2012 11:46 PM

I guess I should be glad my fiance only has a brother.....Or should I be worried.

MyZ4U2C 07-08-2012 12:05 AM

:rofl2:

Z370Z011 10-08-2012 05:01 PM

:roflpuke2: :bowrofl: Good idea if i ever have a girl. lol!

nmjaxx9 10-08-2012 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Z370Z011 (Post 1950884)
:roflpuke2: :bowrofl: Good idea if i ever have a girl. lol!

Just make sure that girl doesnt look like Ms.Piggy or you may take the sister in law. :bowrofl:

6MT 10-08-2012 08:40 PM

What kind of a father-in-law would try that with his younger daughter? What a low-life! Sorry to hear you're getting involved with a family with a "person" like that!

PapoZalsa 10-11-2012 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisSlicks (Post 277073)
Oldie but a goodie.

:iagree:

tibal 10-12-2012 07:57 AM

Haha awesomee!! Shareedddd

NickD 10-12-2012 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mergnthwirker (Post 276915)
I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me....
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
And I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome...
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

Congrats...you just married into the Focker family! lol (circle of trust) :bowrofl:

The real question is ...is her sister hot? If shes not then its not much of a test lol

jcosta79 10-13-2012 09:03 PM

Oldie but goody.

Kind of like this thread.

Zoren 370 10-14-2012 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 6MT (Post 1951261)
What kind of a father-in-law would try that with his younger daughter? What a low-life! Sorry to hear you're getting involved with a family with a "person" like that!


:iagree: If something like this was done to me I'll cancel the wedding don't want to be in that circle of trust BS.

nmjaxx9 10-14-2012 08:03 PM

my friends father in law did something similar, he wanted to learn more about my friend so he called up his manager @ work and started asking him questions, (like is he trustworthy is he the type to jump from women to women etc :bowrofl:) my friends manager just played along and although the manager only knew 10% of the employees activities, the father in law believed him, and set up a fake girl to come to his work place, my friend hit on her right away, lets say my friends fiance is no longer his fiancee but he never was serious about marrying. The father in law was indeed looked like a dumbass. :roflpuke2:


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