3 people waiting at the pearly gates...
3 people die and are waiting in line at the pearly gates to get into heaven...
St. Peter is there and tells them they have to answer a question before getting in. St Peter, to the first person: SP: OK, who was the first man on the Earth? 1: Oh, that's easy - Adam Whole bunch of thunder and lightening and he goes into heaven. SP: Alright, who was the first woman on the Earth? 2: Eve! Whole bunch of thinder and lightening and he goes into heaven... SP: You've not been so good, so here's your question... SP: What was Eve's first words to Adam? 3 Thinks and thinks, scratches his head, and says under his breath...that's hard... Whole bunch of thunder and lightening and he goes into heaven. :tiphat: |
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