URGENT: From the makers of UNICORN Blood Injection Systems...
We all have heard the success stories about UNICORN Blood Injection! Well guys I have found the next Unicorn Product!!! You want to know why I am able to afford my big 1000+hp build well here is my secret sauce... or should I say meat :tup:
I present to you the along waited performance enhancing substance that has been all but outlawed in all major sports industries! CANNED UNICORN MEAT "Caviar is so 1980s. Unicorn is the sparkling, crunchy, savory meat of today's elite." http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...icorn_meat.jpg At only $9.99/14oz can you too can achieve EPIC success! Product Description Pâté is passé. Unicorn - the new white meat. Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. Savory Unicorn & Heirloom Tomato Bruchetta Recipe
Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat Specifications
*What they dont tell you is that after a few cans you will be hung like a horse!!! if you know what I mean ;)* |
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The effort put into this is full of WIN
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Loving the effort for this
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Unicorn Blood will never die!
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I always thought you were a meth dealer, whoda thunk it? I want a unicorn sammich.
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Where do I order? No, Seriously.
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Is it low in cholesterol??
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yes...
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It also tastes like rotisserie chicken, with a hint of Marshmallow sweetness!!!
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