Canada Day
 

Happy Canada Day !!


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so, what are the Canadians doing today?? besides walking on the beach like her.....lol

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CANADIAN.... Eh !

So, What Do We Canadians Have To Be Proud Of ?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - First game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll , ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington .. We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied........ Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany .

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER. (We got clobbered in the odd battle but. prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That's more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented skidoos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis and the telephone. Also short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick *** {Incidentally...so does our beer}

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.


OOOoohhhhh.... Canada !!

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day.

Happy Canada Day!

Recovering from wisdom teeth surgery but will be taking a drive to get Slurpee. The best medicine! All this time off has gotten me in trouble. Will be ordering the J Spec tail lights, Eibach pro kit springs, Berk HFC's, and Black silicone radiator hoses. All this has really helped in my healing process.

Shhhh! Dont't tell my wife!

great list, all true facts !!


dont worry Evo...we won't tell ur wife if you get us some Cherry Slurpee

Actually just had a Cherry Dr Pepper Slurpee the other day. Winnipeg is the Surpee Capital of the world.

Silly Canadians :icon17:

HAPPY CANADA DAY THOUGH! :tup:

Oh don't start with the White House ;P



Happy Canada Day to all my fellow Hosers!

Wet head - towel off!

Happy Canada Day everyone!!!

me like fireworks.....

WOOT WOOT! HAPPY CANADA DAY BABIES! caps

I was a little more amped to wish you guys a happy canadian day until I read the list :icon23:

^^ "you can't handle the truth"

Lots of "america is better than canada" lists as well, but I wouldn't dare spoil your national day with politics :tiphat:

better not...lol..or i'll step in a thread on july 4th.....lol

Happy Canada Day!